Top Happy valentines day funny sayings & jokes of 2018

Valentines day is the season for the love birds and is the awesome occasion for the love birds or couples to meet and celebrate the day with warm moments and spreading the more love with feelings from the heart. But finding on each day is our passion and people always looking for the fun to make laugh to friends. If you are looking for some great funny sayings or jokes for the valentines day celebration then you are at the right place.

funny sayings or jokes for the valentines day

We brought some awesome collections of the happy valentines day funny sms and sayings to wish the greetings to your friends on social networks or Whatsapp or Facebook. Valentines day Funny sayings and jokes that will give the smile to your friend face for sure.

Roses are red

Violets are blue

Vodka costs less

than dinner for two

Rules for Love

For Men you have to Know her to love her

For women you have to love him to know him :)

Stop !

You are under arrest for being too sexy.

Your sentence is an eternity inside my heart.

Marriage is workshop where husband works & wife shops.

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My life is a romantic comedy minus the romance and just me laughing at my own jokes

Between lovers a little confession is a dangerous thing

Love is an exploding cigar we willingly smoke. – Lynda Barry

The perfect love affair is one which is conducted entirely by post. – George Bernard Shaw

The art of love is largely the art of persistence. – Albert Ellis

I wish my Valentine won’t run on batteries.

If you feel sad that you stay alone during Valentine‘s day, just remember that nobody loves you on any of those other 355 days of the year.

Love doesn’t have a price tag on it, but all its accessories has.

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Congratulations! You are my first repetitive Valentine.    

Today is Valentine’s Day. Or, as men like to call it, Extortion day. – By Jay Leno

I require three things in a man. He must be handsome, ruthless and stupid. – By Dorothy Parker

If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular? 

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